June 2012
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“You must teach your children that the ground beneath their feet is the ashes of...”
– Chief Seattle (via nirvikalpa)
May 2012
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“I’ve seen a ton on the facebooks about “thanking veterans for their service.” As...”
– An anti-capitalist veteran (via elitc)
Well heres a take on it not often uttered or shared
(via threezerooo)
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UGHH
when the last thing to occur to a guy is that you’re turning them down because you’re NOT INTERESTED.
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there is nothing better
than living on the coast.
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“A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.”
– Irish Proverb (via bohemianspirit)
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STFU, Conservatives: Ever wonder why I'm on a... →
extantecstasy:
Because the media reacts like this when we’re less than perfect. Because our emotional range gets stunted and limited.
Because so many aspects of our culture normalize rape on a subconscious level.
Because Kansas and Arizona pass bills that allows the…
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i really need to learn how to cook.
this is turning into a serious situation. also my hair is turning into a rope? #ew? finally: can i just own a georg baselitz painting? at some point in my life? really all i’m asking for.
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heat + humidity
= out of shape
= most annoying thing ever
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I want someone to love me as much as Kanye loves...
“I closed my mouth and spoke to you in a hundred silent ways.”
– Rumi (via enjoy-the-silence)
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“But understand that their priority is to maximize profits. And that’s not always...”
– Barack Obama
Perfect response to that bullshitty “Run the country like a business” argument. A modern democracy/republic is not a business, the goals of providing a product/service and providing a prosperous society are vastly different.
(via joegressivism)
Then, of course, I loved Romney’s...
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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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not-this-one:
sometimes i still feel like a child
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hmmm
questions that come up in my life too often: “should i get off my ass, use my fake, and go to the bar?” “should i get sketchily smoke out of this window, get violently high and stare at the ceiling?”
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new place is great. huge comfy bed. adorable new dog friend. and MY JOB IS GREAT
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“Someone else’s body is a place for your mind to go”
– (via weepingnude1)
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